Turkey Jokes

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-KEY.

Why do turkeys go "gobble, gobble"? .
Because they haven't learned good table manners.

What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?
Nothing, they're already stuffed.

Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
Because he was a gobbler.

How do you make a turkey float?
Get two scoops of ice cream, add some rootbeer and a turkey.

Why did the turkey join a band?
He had the drumsticks.

Why couldn't the turkey go to church?
He used "fowl" language!

What did the little turkey say to the big turkey ?
"Peck" on someone your own size!

What do turkeys use to clean themselves ?
They use "feather dusters"!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off !

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?